Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Struggles

   
Photo taken on my morning run
     Everyone has a bad start to their day every now and then.  This morning, today was that day for my co-worker Alyssa.  The best part of her day was the fact that she put her shirt on inside-out.  While on the subway she noticed people looking and then she noticed that the seams were showing on her shirt… altering her to the fact that it may be on wrong.  Well, instead of awkwardly standing their in her own embarrassment, she said to the onlookers, "it's couture."  I die.  What a great statement.

     Meanwhile, my biggest struggle since arriving in The City is the fact that I cannot find my favorite yogurt anywhere.  If you happen to know where I can find the Dannon Oikos Banana flavored Greek yogurt, please contact me ASAP.  Nothing else compares.

That is all. Happy almost Humpday!

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Beer Maid

    Yesterday I worked my first beer sampling for Harris Beverages LLC.  I posted up at two Harris Teeters in Durham for two hours each.  While it is a fun and very interesting experience, I need to start wearing some more comfortable shoes because standing on your feet for four hours seriously tires your back. During the break in my shifts yesterday I ran into Randy's Pizza (best pizza in Durham) to grab some dinner. My car officially smells like beer and pizza. I might as well be back at college.

    My favorite part of this job is hearing peoples response when I ask them if they want to sample the beer.  Here are some of my favorites from yesterday:
  • "Give me a sample of both. I don't even like beer but I need something to get me through grocery shopping with my family."
  • "No thanks I gave up alcohol for the week!"
  • "Nope, I quit alcohol in 1967!"
  • And then there was they guy who stood by my table for 15 minutes discussing the history of beer and so on... 
    I also noticed that people sample beer in different manners. There are those who take their tasting in three sips, those who do two sips, and then there are the tasters who just chug the whole thing. The one-sippers are usually the funniest to talk with, not surprisingly.

    Just as an FYI, I am sampling the Brooklyn Lager and Brooklyn Summer Ale this week, two very tasty beers. Today I will be at the Harris Teeter in Meadowmont (4-6) and then the HT at University Mall (6:30-8:30) if you want to stop by! 
My setup